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[Julie moaning]

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This has a lot of
views on social media.

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I know.

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I know.
I feel betrayed, violated.

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I allowed myself
to be vulnerable,

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and then that vulnerability
was exploited.

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Ugh.

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I�m not angry about the orgasm.

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You�re not?

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No, I�m angry that
she didn�t tell us

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that it was a corporate
tie-in for Glowee.

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That goes against my
journalistic integrity

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 and everything
that I believe in. 

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No, the orgasm was
fantastic, actually.

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Really pent-up,
released a lot of stuff.

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I would recommend.

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Oh, I didn�t mean to imply

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that you should be
ashamed of the orgasm.

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Amanda is relentlessly
trying to pimp me out

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to being some sort
of corporate shill!

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How so?

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Kris and I are supposed to
go to, uh, Cast Fest today.

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It�s like this really
prestigious industry conference.

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Amanda wants us to do a panel

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that is hosted by Glowee.

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Over my dead body!

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I�d rather be fired!

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I am not selling myself
out in front of my peers.

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Mm.

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Pete, how do you
feel about all this?

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I feel like Amanda
should be here

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for this couples therapy
session, not me.

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Where are you going?

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I�m gonna go buy a hot dog,

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and then I�m gonna
go walk around.

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Pete.

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[Julie moaning on video]

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Sorry, my thumb hit the button,

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and I-I seem to
have lost the tab.

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We�re gonna listen to it again?

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 Yes.
- Yeah.

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Nothing to be ashamed
of here, though.

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This is some great work.

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[upbeat music]

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? I feel it all,
I feel it all ? 

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? Uh, uh ?

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? I feel it all! ?

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Hey.
- Hi.

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Uh, you got the two bedroom.

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I got the dead
guy�s apartment?

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Yeah.
- Oh my god, thank you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, sorry. I�m sorry.

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{\an8}Yeah, they went with
your application.

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{\an8}The other ones, uh,
seemed to have, uh,

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{\an8}[whispers]
"gone missing".

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{\an8}Thank you. [laughs]
- Yeah.

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{\an8}Uh, so, uh, so they just
need first and last,

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{\an8}and it�s 6,400

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{\an8}and you have 10 days
to get it in,

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{\an8}so I just wanted to
make sure that, uh,

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{\an8}you are cool.

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{\an8}Like do you,

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{\an8}are you sure that
you have that?

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{\an8}Yeah, I�m sure
I have it.

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{\an8}It�s fine.
It�s good.

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{\an8}It�s all good.
You know what?

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{\an8}You round up
those horses.

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{\an8}You put the bats in
the cart, okay?

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{\an8}�Cause Mama�s
got the kopecs.

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{\an8}It�s all good.

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{\an8} What?
- Kopecs is like Russia.

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{\an8}It means,
I have the money.

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{\an8}I have the money.
Don�t worry about it.

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{\an8} You just have
to worry about

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{\an8}signing your
John Hancock

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{\an8}on the dotted line,
okay?

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{\an8}Okay, but it�s actually

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{\an8}your signature that
they need, so...

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{\an8}Exactly.

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{\an8}I�m just being dramatic.
- Oh.

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{\an8}Like, �cause I thought
that would be like

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{\an8}we�re in a movie, I mean,
we�re not in a movie,

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{\an8}I just thought
that was...

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{\an8}I can�t thank
you enough.

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{\an8}I really don�t
know what to say.

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{\an8}Okay.

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{\an8}I don�t have
the money.

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{\an8}I don�t have
the money.

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{\an8} I need to
get money.

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{\an8}[bright upbeat music]

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{\an8}[knocking at door]

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{\an8}Hi. How are you?

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{\an8}Could I...?
- Mm, come.

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{\an8} May I come in?
I just wanna... 

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{\an8}Um... Oh yeah,
I�ll take a seat.

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{\an8}Oh, you�re staying?

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{\an8}I was gonna...
[mumbles]

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{\an8}Yes, I am.
- Okay.

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{\an8}That�s great.
We�re all here.

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{\an8}That�s fine.

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{\an8}Ah, what a morning.

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{\an8}My hair look okay?
It�s good? 

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{\an8} I know, I styled it a
different way, to this side.

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{\an8} I rode my bike
in this morning.

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{\an8}It�s a 10-speed.

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I ate an egg on the way.
I called it a bike egg.

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It�s very efficient.
You should try it. 

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Or maybe not. I don�t know
if you have a 10-speed. 

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Hey, word on the street is
our podcast is killing it.

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Yeah, it�s true, isn�t it?
- Woo! [chuckles]

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Number one international...

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Woo, woo! [laughing]

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[Kris].
On the Wellness charts. 

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I can hardly believe it.

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I just wanted to
ask you something.

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It�s just, I had a heck of a
time getting in this morning.

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I had my pant leg caught
in the bike chain, 

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 so I had to put this
little maroon number on. 

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How�d you get in?
You didn�t take your bike.

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You took a car, but wouldn�t
eat an egg in that.

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I bet you didn�t.

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You can come on the
bike with me one time.

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I�ll put you in the back.
We can both eat an egg.

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You probably wouldn�t
wanna do that.

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Did you see the
rainbow on the way in?

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Can I have a raise?

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You are not up for
contract negotiation

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for three years.

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I know, I just
thought because, uh-

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Oh, that you might get a cut?

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It doesn�t work like that.

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Um...

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[quietly] I�m just having a
bit of a cashflow problem.

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It�s no biggie. Know what?
I don�t even know, it�s,

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I-I actually have
it figured out.

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I just thought, I�ve
got it all figured out.

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Kris?
- Yeah?

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How much money do you need?

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I mean, I haven�t really
done the math on,

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like, one, two, three,
five thousand exactly.

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Wish I could help.
- Okay.

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Oh, hold on.

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Uh, totally slipped my mind.

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Evan, how could
you let me forget?

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[soft music]

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Oh.

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The Glowee panel for Cast Fest
that I told you about.

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The one that Julie
said �no� to?

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No, over, over.
No, other side.

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Watch her head.

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Yes.

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But I forgot to mention that
if "Small Achievable Goals"

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speaks on their panel

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while wearing some of
their promotional swag-

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We�re also getting
you a rental car.

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They will pay you $5,000.

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Each.

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I�ll do it.

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You both have to do it.

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[Kris].
You know, we�ll just leave Julie out of it

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because I�m sort of
like a one man band.

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I�m kind of a banjo
and harmonica,

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I got drums on my knees.

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Sometimes there�s a little
monkey with cymbals, you know?

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[Amanda] I understand.
 - Mmmhmm.

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You�re nervous to talk to her.

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It was just that if anyone
could have convinced her,

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it�d be you.

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And I really wanted to help
with your money situation... 

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but, uh, oh well.

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I�ll talk to her.

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Oh, uh, don�t forget the swag.

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[quirky playful music]

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Open it.

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[quirky music continues]

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[gasps] Oh wow.

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Mo, HR-ically speaking,

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if someone were
to tell a lie,

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accidentally, of course,

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and it kind of snowballed
into a work thing,

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how would you,

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how would you get out of it?

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As Marcus Aurelius once said-

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Kinda time sensitive here
Mo, so if you could just-

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Yeah, gotcha.
Okay, what�s the lie?

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Confidential. You just give
me worst-case scenario.

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Okay. Well, um, if the
lie constitutes fraud,

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then the liar could be fired.

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Worst case, sued for libel.

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Hey, aren�t you and the
"new Chelsey" unveiling that uh,

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cult show at the
Cast Fest today?

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Yeah, sure.

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[Mo].
Oh, that�s great, yeah. 

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I haven�t seen Amanda this
excited since she got here,

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so good luck with that.

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Anything else?
 - Nope.

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Oh god, I can�t get
this, ugh, come on.

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Ah.

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You really can�t wait to
get out of here, can ya?

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It�s Cast Fest, Pete.

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It�s two days of
industry events,

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wall-to-wall meetings,
autograph signings.

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It�s like Las Vegas
for audiophiles.

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Is Ira gonna be there?

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That was one martini fueled
night a million years ago.

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Ira Glass and I, just friends.

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Mm.

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Now could you please help
me get this HRT patch off

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�cause it�s really welded on.

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Ow, okay, okay. Be gentle.

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Can we please talk about the
session from this morning?

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Oh my god, here we go.

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[stammers] It was
a waste of money.

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I said like three words.

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You left to get a hot dog.

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Can we please, please
talk about this later?

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I�m about to be picked up for
the biggest industry event

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of the year!

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I know.

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You talked about it for forty
minutes in therapy today.

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Because it is a big deal to me!

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Our marriage is a
big deal to me.

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Ow! Mm. Okay.

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Okay, will you please
put this on my back

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because I am running out
of space on my front.

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No. Do it yourself.

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I�m sorry.

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Ask Ira to do it.

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[quirky upbeat music]

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Thank you for picking me up,

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but would you mind
driving a little faster?

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I can still feel Pete glaring
at me through the window.

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God Julie,
this is ? exhilarating! ?

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It�s way different from
driving my 10-speed.

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Ah, it�s a little hot in here.
Do you mind turning on the AC?

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Yeah, sure, certainly.
I know exactly how to do that.

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I�m gonna press this button.
No, not that button, this one?

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Can you see the button?
Just that-that one there.

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Press those buttons.
Is it this button?

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Do you feel?
Do you feel anything?

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{\an8}[Julie groans]
Feel anything?

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I just wanna get to Cast Fest,
you know?

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{\an8}[cellphone vibrating]
And be with people who get me like Ira.

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I cannot wait to bitch
to him about Amanda. 

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Our audience trusts us,

247
00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,310
 and she�s gonna flush
that trust down the toilet. 

248
00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,550
Hey, what�s in the box?

249
00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,809
Oh, well it�s funny you
should bring that up

250
00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:34,160
because I wanted to tell
you something, Julie.

251
00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,280
In my box is my indoor shoes.

252
00:08:36,281 --> 00:08:39,389
It�s my indoor shoes, and, um,
a couple of turkey sandwiches,

253
00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:41,730
some pliers and some
folders for the booths.

254
00:08:41,731 --> 00:08:43,219
Hmm.

255
00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:45,460
I can�t.
- What?

256
00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,600
Nothing. I just, it�s okay.

257
00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:49,029
I gotta make one stop,
just one stop.

258
00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,029
No no, we�re almost there!

259
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,229
Julie, it will be
better for both of us.

260
00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,229
No!
- Trust me. It will be.

261
00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:53,360
It�s fine.

262
00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:58,470
[birds chirping]

263
00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,409
Have you ever vomited
and then wanted to eat it

264
00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,710
�cause you felt so bad?

265
00:09:02,711 --> 00:09:03,809
No, I�m not a terrier.

266
00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,210
Okay.

267
00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,920
Hey, Kris!
- [Kris] Hey! 

268
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,059
How you doing?

269
00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:18,019
[imitates the Fonz]
Eeehhh! How you doing?

270
00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,059
Uh-oh, what�s wrong?

271
00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,229
What do you mean,
"what�s wrong"?

272
00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,630
Well I know anytime you
do the Fonz, "eeehhh!"

273
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,200
I assume something�s up.

274
00:09:24,201 --> 00:09:25,629
[stammers] How-how are you,
you doing okay?

275
00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:27,029
You doing good?
- I�m doing really good, yeah.

276
00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,629
Hey, Saffron tells me
that you�re moving?

277
00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,039
You got a two bedroom,
that�s awesome!

278
00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,039
I did.

279
00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,539
I got a, I�m getting
an old two bedroom.

280
00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,880
Just you know,
it�s a lot, isn�t it?

281
00:09:34,881 --> 00:09:36,039
You know, with like the movers,

282
00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,539
and the packing and
the blah, blah, blah.

283
00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:38,940
And then it�s the unpacking.

284
00:09:38,941 --> 00:09:40,249
And duct tape and
all that, yeah.

285
00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,390
It�s really expensive.

286
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,650
Yeah.
- Yeah.

287
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,290
Do you need money?

288
00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:45,970
What?

289
00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:47,130
Do I? [soft chuckling]

290
00:09:47,131 --> 00:09:48,789
I�m sorry, you must be
talking to someone behind me.

291
00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:50,560
Do I need money?
I don�t need, no.

292
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,760
[stutters] I got a
number one podcast,

293
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,600
so I�m just,
I�m doing pretty...

294
00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:57,299
good which, do you need money?

295
00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,299
�Cause I could give you-
- No. No, we�re good.

296
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,540
Okay.

297
00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:04,400
[panting] I�m just here to
give Saffron her puffer.

298
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,000
Saffron doesn�t have asthma.

299
00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:08,109
That�s a good dad.
It�s her puffer jacket.

300
00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:09,509
I just didn�t say the
second half of that.

301
00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:10,750
I rolled it up tight.

302
00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:12,309
It�s all tucked under my bra.
I�m keeping it warm up in there.

303
00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:13,349
So I�m just gonna
go in and I�ll,

304
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:14,509
I�m gonna give it,
I�m just gonna, can I?

305
00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:15,879
She�s inside. She�s inside.
- Okay.

306
00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,450
Hi, you must be Amir.

307
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,950
I�m Julie.
- Yes, Julie.

308
00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:20,490
Pleasure to meet you!

309
00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:23,060
You�re the Costa Ricaaaa!

310
00:10:23,061 --> 00:10:24,159
You saw the video.

311
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,460
I did see the video.

312
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,100
Hey, I wanted to ask, um...

313
00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,630
Is Kris doing okay?

314
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,970
Like in general or just today?

315
00:10:31,971 --> 00:10:34,569
Well it�s just, I�ve noticed
that she�s just not herself.

316
00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,999
And whenever she comes over,
she�s just really scattered.

317
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,070
Well, I mean,
work�s a lot right now.

318
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,339
Her boss is kind
of a nightmare,

319
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,440
she�s doing the work
of four people, so...

320
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,779
I gave her the jacket.
- Good.

321
00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:45,379
You have great begonias.
Okay, let�s go, Julie.

322
00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:46,680
Oh, yes, we�re going.

323
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,620
Okay, here we go!

324
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:50,310
[quirky upbeat music]

325
00:10:50,311 --> 00:10:51,779
I can�t believe
we�re in this deep.

326
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,450
What are we gonna do?

327
00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:54,650
I don�t know.

328
00:10:54,651 --> 00:10:56,489
But like my Grammie Halstead,
a Supreme Court Judge

329
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,519
used to say-

330
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,559
Stop lying!
- Never grab-

331
00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,159
Stop it!
- Don�t go with your robes.

332
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,560
Quit. Stop it.
- Okay.

333
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:02,960
It is not helping.

334
00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:06,900
Okay, so, um, positive things
about telling the truth.

335
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,270
We�re both ruined forever?

336
00:11:09,271 --> 00:11:10,569
I guess that�s
not really a pro.

337
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,569
It�s more of a con.

338
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,640
It is. Okay, but I like...

339
00:11:13,641 --> 00:11:15,209
I like where you�re
going, okay?

340
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:16,280
More cons.

341
00:11:16,281 --> 00:11:17,439
Amanda will be mad at us,

342
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,179
and I can�t stand a
woman who�s mad at me.

343
00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:21,020
And we�d go to jail for fraud.

344
00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:23,450
Okay. Jail.

345
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,490
Well, looks like we
have a clear winner.

346
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:28,760
Okay.

347
00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:32,020
Why don�t we start brainstorming
some different cult names?

348
00:11:32,021 --> 00:11:33,229
Let�s come up with a formula.

349
00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:34,229
Okay, yeah. Exciting.

350
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:36,030
Like first pet
and street name.

351
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,880
I think that�s your
porn star name.

352
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,530
I would be
Jos Louis Davenport.

353
00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:40,669
I�ve got it.

354
00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:43,340
Celestial Body
and Relationship.

355
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,840
Okay, now we�re
cooking like a cult.

356
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,410
Okay, um...

357
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,750
Saturn�s Second Cousin.

358
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,140
Pluto�s Stepson.

359
00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:51,279
Moonbeam Bros.

360
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,580
Andromeda�s Nephew.

361
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,679
Gravity�s Guncle.

362
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:57,080
[gasps] Daughters of Nebula.

363
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,520
Oh my god, it�s brilliant.

364
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,960
Oh, Pete�s left me on read.

365
00:12:03,611 --> 00:12:06,829
How long were you
and Amir married?

366
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:08,730
Oh, um, like six years.

367
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,400
It was good.

368
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,550
Until it wasn�t.

369
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,170
Now it�s really good again.

370
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,370
Sometimes I miss
being married.

371
00:12:16,371 --> 00:12:17,839
Just like sharing everything,
like half the bills, 

372
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,839
and half the rent,

373
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,910
and just half the worries.

374
00:12:21,911 --> 00:12:23,839
Not all marriages are
split down the middle.

375
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,239
How�s Pete?
How�s therapy going?

376
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,249
Oh, great.

377
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,409
Now all he wants
to do is talk

378
00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,179
about the things he
used to repress.

379
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,580
And I think our therapist
likes him better.

380
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,020
Oh, and Evan just
texted to say

381
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,090
Amanda can�t wait to see us at
the Glowee panel. [groans]

382
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,790
That woman will not
take no for an answer.

383
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,430
Julie, I have to, um...

384
00:12:42,030 --> 00:12:43,200
Stop.

385
00:12:43,201 --> 00:12:44,699
We have to stop.
Look, there�s a big corn.

386
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:45,829
It�s a big corn!
We�re stopping!

387
00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:46,999
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

388
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,799
We have no time for
a corn maze. Kris?

389
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,139
Julie, we�re gonna stop, yes.

390
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,569
Oh. No.
- It is what we�re gonna do.

391
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,139
That is what I am
going to do, okay?

392
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,640
That�s what we�re gonna do.

393
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,150
You wanna piss off Amanda?

394
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,540
Maybe.
- [Kris] Trust me. 

395
00:12:58,541 --> 00:12:59,749
Well, I know how to do that.

396
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,349
? We�re just gonna
do it like this ? 

397
00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:04,550
[upbeat punk music]

398
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,390
? We�re just gonna
do it like this ? 

399
00:13:08,211 --> 00:13:11,219
? We�re just gonna
do it like ? 

400
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,390
?

401
00:13:13,391 --> 00:13:15,159
Yeah, hold it.
Maybe lower your leg.

402
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:21,200
[upbeat punk music continues]

403
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,739
? We�re just gonna
do it like ? 

404
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,140
[laughs] Which one of these

405
00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:26,709
do you think we should send to
Amanda to really piss her off?

406
00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:28,139
Oh, hold on a second.
That is a really good question.

407
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,309
I need to think about
that for a second.

408
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,379
Yeah?
- Let me think about it.

409
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,739
Boop, boop. Which one,
which one, which one?

410
00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:32,949
You know what is really weird,

411
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:36,450
that Amanda wants us to
wear these on a Glowee panel

412
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,650
for $5,000 each.

413
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,250
Are you kidding me?
- No.

414
00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:43,250
So you�re telling me that
she wants us to wear these?

415
00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:44,359
Yep.

416
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,359
In public?
- Yes.

417
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,359
For $5,000?

418
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,929
Woo! Big money,
big money, big money!

419
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,199
How desperate and pathetic
does that woman think we are?

420
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,270
I mean-

421
00:13:51,271 --> 00:13:52,569
I just, I really wouldn�t
call us pathetic.

422
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,969
I think that�s going
a little bit too far.

423
00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,140
No, it is pathetic!

424
00:13:55,141 --> 00:13:56,399
I can�t wait to
get to Cast Fest,

425
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,999
and I am going to go
straight up to her,

426
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,709
and I�m going to tell her
exactly what I think of-

427
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:00,909
Julie, Julie, Julie, Julie,
Julie, Julie, Julie, Julie,

428
00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:02,309
Julie, Julie, Julie, Julie,

429
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,810
? Jules! ?

430
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,150
Stop.

431
00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:07,909
Um, don�t you think that you�re
being a little bit intense

432
00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:10,210
about Glowee and sponsorship?

433
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:14,660
Because one woman�s Meno-whisky
is another woman�s-

434
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,250
? Night to remember

435
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,100
? Who�s having a
good time, yeah ?

436
00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,189
? Menopause ?

437
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,490
Kris.
- Yes?

438
00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:24,099
I am not being too
intense about this.

439
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,150
I am absolutely not.

440
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,600
Now...

441
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,270
Get me out of this costume.

442
00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,440
Uh...

443
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,040
Yeah, so I...

444
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,050
yeah, so I can�t.

445
00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:40,680
What?

446
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,550
Well, I was thinking about it,

447
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,379
and I just thought to myself,
you know what?

448
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,719
I just don�t think,
I�m not gonna [stammers]

449
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,789
I�m not gonna, I�m not, I�m
not gonna let you out of there.

450
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,260
[Julie] Kris?
 - Yeah?

451
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,730
I�m not joking around.

452
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,080
Get me out of this costume.

453
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,530
It�s not that I don�t
want to let you out,

454
00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:55,629
it�s that I can�t.

455
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,699
Kris, now!
[upbeat music]

456
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:57,929
Get back here!
You�re being ridiculous!

457
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,269
You can�t catch me!
You�re being-

458
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:00,320
[both shouting]

459
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:01,770
You need to get off!

460
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,210
[upbeat music continues]

461
00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:04,599
I will catch you eventually!

462
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,000
Yeah, cartwheel!

463
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:07,369
Punching the vagina.

464
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:08,539
[upbeat music continues]

465
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,379
? Gotta do time, if you
know what I mean ? 

466
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,650
Come on! Come on!

467
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,480
[cellphone ringing]

468
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,270
[pants] Hello?

469
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,760
[Oliver on phone].
Mom, where�s my fishing rod? 

470
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,150
Fishing rod?

471
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,650
Uh...

472
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,330
Oh, oh!

473
00:15:24,331 --> 00:15:25,459
Aha!
- Ahhhhh!

474
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,089
{\an8}[Kris screaming]
Aha, aha!

475
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,429
Sorry Oliver,
your fishing rod?

476
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:29,429
Uh...

477
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,429
You know, I�m not sure.

478
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,170
Why-why do you need that?

479
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,790
[Oliver on phone].
 Dad�s taking me to Uncle Jeff�s.

480
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,730
Well this is news to me.

481
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,510
When are you going and
how-how long are you,

482
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:40,740
you know what?

483
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:42,109
I�m sorry, I�m just in the
middle of something, Oliver.

484
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,750
Can you just get your dad
and put him on the phone?

485
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,240
Hello?

486
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,180
Hello?

487
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,219
[Julie roaring]
[upbeat music]

488
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,360
? So what the did you
think you�d get? ? 

489
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:53,620
No!

490
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,660
[Julie roaring]

491
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,500
[Julie screaming]

492
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:05,670
[Julie panting]

493
00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:07,829
You okay?

494
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,530
No. [panting]

495
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,840
Okay.

496
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,840
It�s just, those
were the car keys.

497
00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:16,209
Oh shit, we�re
gonna need those.

498
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,979
It�s okay, you have a second.
I�m gonna get them.

499
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,109
It�s good, you stay
right there, Julie.

500
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,610
Everything�s gonna be okay.

501
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,560
I used to be a
respected journalist,

502
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,720
now I�m trapped in a vagina
costume against my will

503
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,220
looking for keys.

504
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:32,189
You know what?
It�s vagina couture, actually.

505
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,359
And Julie, I gotta
be honest with you,

506
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,000
you�re looking really great.

507
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:37,330
[laughs] Look at us.

508
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,899
Look at us, who�s coming
to get help. [laughing]

509
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,600
I mean, I�m really having fun.
You know what I say?

510
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,770
I would say that
we do the panel

511
00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,039
and we make some fast cash.

512
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,509
We just keep the
good times rolling.

513
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:47,650
Well I am not having fun.

514
00:16:47,651 --> 00:16:49,839
I agreed to put these
costumes on to annoy Amanda,

515
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,410
not to sell shitty trail mix
to menopausal women.

516
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,509
Maybe you should let women
make decisions for themselves,

517
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:56,519
and stop shaming them.

518
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,449
Oh, shame?

519
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,519
You wanna talk shame?

520
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,160
You tricked me into
wearing a cooter costume.

521
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,220
I didn�t ask you, Julie.

522
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,689
�Cause I didn�t
wanna do it, okay?

523
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,859
If we sell out to Glowee,

524
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,989
what is even the point of
"Small Achievable Goals"?

525
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:10,390
The point is this!
It is my job!

526
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,700
It�s how I make my money,

527
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,899
and it�s not enough for
a two bedroom apartment!

528
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,950
I just need more!

529
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,399
Julie, if you stay
in the costume,

530
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,970
you do the Glowee panel,
it will be enough.

531
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,310
Oh!

532
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,240
There they are.

533
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,390
Julie!

534
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,780
Are you kidding me?

535
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,420
I�m gonna lose Saffron!

536
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,879
I�m gonna lose my daughter!

537
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,150
I need to get to
fucking Moscow!

538
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,449
I don�t know what that means.

539
00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:34,710
Julie, you are my friend!

540
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,890
I�m, like, begging ya!
I�m begging ya, please!

541
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,160
Please, Julie.

542
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:42,300
Please, you just
gotta do this for me.

543
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,490
Please.

544
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,870
It goes against everything,

545
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,530
everything, Kris,
that I stand for.

546
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,340
I�m so sorry that you
have so many problems.

547
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,250
But they�re not my problems.

548
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,320
[soft music]
[people chattering]

549
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:14,020
Oh my god, Julie, finally.

550
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,670
What took you so long?

551
00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:17,330
Traffic?

552
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,930
Okay, well you�re
not in the outfit.

553
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,600
Nope.

554
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,340
Amanda�s gonna be very sad.

555
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,380
Okay, break a leg!

556
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,850
I�m gonna go find the bar.

557
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,480
I�m good, thank you.

558
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:37,150
Um, so I�m gonna go and
have a drink with Ira

559
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:38,519
while you�re doing
the Glowee panel,

560
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,170
and then I will see you back
at the autograph signing.

561
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,590
Sure.

562
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:59,340
[discombobulated music]

563
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,010
?

564
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:06,280
[intense music]

565
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:08,350
I need you, Kris.

566
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:10,650
[intense music continues]

567
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,490
[chuckling] Oh, yes.

568
00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:14,760
Oh!

569
00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:16,390
Are we making a mistake?

570
00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:19,189
It�s not too late to tell
Amanda and come clean,

571
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:20,289
and tell her what we did.

572
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,529
Yeah. You should tell her boss,

573
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:24,330
who seems totally chill
and reasonable by the way,

574
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,570
that you knowingly
pitched a lie.

575
00:19:26,571 --> 00:19:28,299
Well, I-I didn�t
know it was a lie.

576
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,999
Right. But you did have
a couple opportunities

577
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,039
to bring it up,

578
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,210
which you didn�t take, so...

579
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,910
I�m not hireable if I
get fired from this job.

580
00:19:35,911 --> 00:19:38,209
I dropped out of university,
I�m riddled with dyslexia.

581
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,209
I need this job.

582
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:40,609
My parents are gonna
be so mad at me.

583
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:41,910
I think I have ADHD. I must.

584
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,250
Ah!

585
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,450
Look at me!
Oh my!

586
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,940
Look at me!
- What the heck?

587
00:19:45,941 --> 00:19:46,989
Shut up!

588
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,390
Pull yourself together.

589
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:49,560
Okay, okay.

590
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:50,960
Okay.
- Ugh.

591
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,560
You�re right.

592
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,560
[sighs] The number one thing
that breaks up crime duos

593
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,430
is one of them
turning on the other.

594
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:01,070
So you have to promise me,
right here, right now,

595
00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:02,869
that we will never do
that to each other.

596
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:03,869
Do what?

597
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,499
What we were just
talking about.

598
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,600
What were we just
talking about?

599
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,520
God you�re good.
[Shayna laughing]

600
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,580
Hi.

601
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,780
I�m Kim.
- Hi.

602
00:20:13,781 --> 00:20:16,479
I�m the Senior VP of
Marketing for Glowee Worldwide.

603
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,220
When is Julie gonna get here?

604
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,720
Um...

605
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,620
She�s not. I�m alone.

606
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,820
No you�re not!
No you�re not!

607
00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:24,919
I�m here.

608
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,090
[soft music]

609
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,360
[Kim].
Is this the way you got the costumes?

610
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,670
Anyway, we�re about to start.

611
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:35,570
I, um, had to give myself
a bit of an episiotomy

612
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:38,140
to get outta this thing.

613
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,740
Sew me up?

614
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,410
[Kim on loudspeaker].
 Please give a loud and warm welcome

615
00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:49,750
to this year�s special
guest speakers,

616
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:53,020
Julie Muldoon and Kris Fine!

617
00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:54,119
[audience applauding]

618
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,060
Hey, everyone! Hello!

619
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:57,350
Well, what do you think?

620
00:20:57,351 --> 00:20:58,589
My new business casual?

621
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,720
Do you like it?

622
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:01,030
I�m Julie, this is Kris,

623
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:04,030
and we are so excited
to be here tonight!

624
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,470
But before we get started,

625
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,160
we�d like to thank
our sponsor, Glowee,

626
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:11,240
 without whom none of
this would be possible. 

627
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:12,640
Hey there, I see you.

628
00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:13,769
Yeah!

629
00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,040
[upbeat music]

630
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,850
 ? We�re gonna give you
everything you�ve ever wanted 

631
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,150
? Hang a banner with
your name upon it

632
00:21:20,151 --> 00:21:22,349
? Pour three shots in a glass

633
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,090
? Call it a martini

634
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:26,880
? All you�ve got to do is
put on this little bikini 

635
00:21:26,990 --> 00:21:28,230
? And dance! ?

636
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,960
?

637
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:33,760
? D-D-D-Dance! ?

638
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:38,360
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